June 2013
How does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
Dude that is genius
Slow clappin’ it out.
This is amazing
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strongplus vagina’s spew blood once a month and still are fine. and they push humans out of them so yeah, vagina’s are hardcore.
what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song
do adults actually have feelings or do they just talk about economy
you’d be surprised
I love how sometimes John Green’s like
and at other times, he’s like
#the difference between a writer with a pencil and a writer without
They should make a petting zoo but with cute boys instead of animals
there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.”
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John Berger Ways of Seeing (via spartanbitch)
This is super fucking relevant.
And why self portraits (selfies) are often such an act of self preservation and resistance.
(via sexxxisbeautiful)
selfies as politics, hell yeah.
(via tankmonster)
#it’s okay to follow creepshots but when a celebrity’s nudes are leaked she’s a slut #it’s perfectly normal to watch objectifying porn but when a woman decides to film herself having sex she’s a whore #it’s alright for you to harass women on the street but when they approach you first it’s arrogance #it’s cool for you to fantasize about a woman who’s out of your league but when a woman you deem unattractive likes you you’re disgusted #no don’t worry you can make female bodies public property but when they discuss your masturbation habits you can be offended
(via laralaralara)
THE HASH TAGS. EVERYONE MUST READ THIS.
(via splendorman666)
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you
