How does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
Dude that is genius
Slow clappin’ it out.
This is amazing
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why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strongplus vagina’s spew blood once a month and still are fine. and they push humans out of them so yeah, vagina’s are hardcore.
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what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song
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