u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room
Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
Me on first day of holidays: I’m going to get all my work done quickly and then I can relax for the rest
Me on the last day of holidays: I should probably start that homework now