Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
Me on first day of holidays: I’m going to get all my work done quickly and then I can relax for the rest
Me on the last day of holidays: I should probably start that homework now
i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with
"Reading is everything. Reading makes me feel like I’ve accomplished something, learned something, become a better person. Reading makes me smarter. Reading gives me something to talk about later on. Reading is the unbelievably healthy way my attention deficit disorder medicates itself. Reading is escape, and the opposite of escape; it’s a way to make contact with reality after a day of making things up, and it’s a way of making contact with someone else’s imagination after a day that’s all too real. Reading is grist. Reading is bliss."
- Nora Ephron (via arefinedwoman)
"Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning."
Kid in my lit class
Simple yet very true.
fuck education who wants to start a band
your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.